January 2, 2017
National Science Fiction Day

BIRTHDAYS
Isaac Asimov 1920
Jack Hanna 1947
Jim Essian 1951

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

12/02/16 Conscious: Change the conversation.
11/29/16 Maine: Monthly.
11/29/16 Creative Scrapbooker: Celebrating 10 years of paper crafting.
*11/28/16 Deviation: A journal about artists not art.
*11/17/16 Luncheon: Semi-annual. UK.
11/17/16 Doubleview: Printed in Italy.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The first record Paul McCartney ever bought was Gene Vincent’s “Be-bop-a-lula”.
— Beatlefan #222

Some squirrel species can smell a nut buried under a foot of snow.
— February National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

DETERMINED TO TOP 2016, 2017 REREADING DANTE

NEW FOOLPROOF DIET: INSTEAD OF BUYING FOOD, JUST EAT THE MONEY!

2016 VOTED BEST YEAR EVER! by Internet Trolls of America

IN 2017 BEARS HOPING TO EARN EVEN HIGHER DRAFT PICK!

CUBS RELAX

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Need a good place to hang your new winter outerwear? Get an exercise bike!

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Reuben Manhattan